I'm not even that cool online

luciferssugardaddy:

when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents

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(Source: duplicatable, via ruinedchildhood)

faunagrey:

faunprincess:

kingmunsterxvii:

hante:

THERE IS A LONGER VERSION???

Who dug this up. You fool. There’s a reason we didn’t see his before. We weren’t meant to hear the child’s final screech. We were being spared and you’ve doomed us all

This is my favorite

Oh my god I’ve been waiting for this

(Source: unclefather, via heteroh)

humilliate:

waking up realising you forgot to do last nights homework

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

logicully:

Its always good to have a friend who doesnt know what tumblr is because theyll never find out where you get all of your jokes from

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

armadillo:

when your friends make plans right in front of you and dont invite youimage

(Source: armadillo, via problemactic)

liarnzayn:

OME DIRECTION JUST RANDOMLY DROPPING A SONG